Q: Why did the bacon laugh?
A: Because the egg cracked a yolk!
submitted by: iris
Q: Whats a snakes favorite school subject?
A: Hisss-tory
submitted by: Niya
Q: Why didn't the shrimp share his toys?
A: He was a little SHELLFISH!
submitted by: Lynn
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A Gummy Bear!
submitted by: The Hearts
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
A: He had no body to go with him!
submitted by: The Hearts
Q: What's a duck's favorite snack?
A: Quacker
submitted by: isabella
Q: What did the parrot get for the 4th of July?
A: A fire cracker
submitted by: Toni
Q: What do you get when you cross a toad and a galaxy?
A: Star-warts!
submitted by: DJ
Q: What did the cow say in space?
A: I see the MOOOOOOOOON!
submitted by: ains
Q: Why was the celebrity crased monkey so excited to go into space?
A: Because he heard there were stars there!
submitted by: tinana
Q: Why did the mushroom go to the party?
A: He was a Fun-GI!
submitted by: Jennifer
Q: What was the aliens eye test score?
A: 20 20 20 VISION!
submitted by: tinana
Q: Why was the elevator mad?
A: Cause someone pushed his buttons!
submitted by: lauren
Q: What was the first animal in space?
A: The cow that jumped over the moon!
Q: What's a light-year?
A: The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Q: What did the alien say to the cat?
A: Take me to your litter.
Q: What do you call a loony spaceman?
A: An astronut.
Q: What did the alien say when he was out of room?
A: I'm all spaced out!
Q: Why did the people not like the restaurant
on the moon?
A: Because there was no atmosphere.
Q: Why don't aliens eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny!
Q: What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?
A: The space bar!
Q: Where would an astronaut park his space ship?
A: A parking meteor!
Q: Why did the sun go to school?
A: To get brighter!
Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it's full.
Q: What do you call a tick on the moon?
A: A luna-tick.
Q: What's Red and tastes like Blue paint?
A: Red Paint.
Q: How to you organize a spacey party?
A: You planet.
Q: What did the hungry computer say?
A: I could go for a byte.
Q: How do you get an alien baby to sleep?
A: You rock-et!
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